Oh, and that ‘claw’ thing where the claw itself appeared to have all the grip of a pensioner in a coma. Essentially you paid good money to give everything in the cabinet a good stroking.

I saw my school had a reunion recently. Unfortunately they’d held it just after I’d left the country – so I couldn’t go. A pity really.. They didn’t have one for years, and then just after I’ve got no chance of going they-

…Hmm
…Oh
..You don’t think they…?
…
Naah…

Anyway – they had a reunion, at the Salmon Leap Pub in Totton. It was

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